Cyrus

Cyrus is a research facilitator in the Human Nature Lab. His expertise is in stimulating the emotional projection of squirrels and chipmunks. Cyrus has been involved with this intensive research since 2007, or about the time he could walk. His other lesser-known but far more important work has been executed quietly but very successfully, and focuses on instilling a true sense of calm, affection, and general well-being amongst his fellow researchers and any visitors to his lab. Cyrus is a true gift to the office.